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I'm only joking girls......really!!

toast99 | 30 August, 2005 15:51

Hey Ladies

If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us, just get your flabby arse down to the gym.
Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, PUT THE BLOODY THING DOWN.
Don't cut your hair. EVER! It causes unnecessary arguments when we dare to comment on it.
Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift....again.
Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Shopping is not a sport.
Anything you wear is fine.....REALLY!!
Ask for what you want directly. Subtle hints don't work.
Face it, pissing standing up is more difficult than from point blank....we are bound to miss sometimes.
Do not question our sense of direction.
"Yes","No"and "Mmm" are perfectly acceptable answers.
Anything we said or did 12 months ago is inadmissable in a subsequent argument.
It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's all the bloody chocolate you eat.
Let us ogle other women. How can we reassure you how pretty you are unless we compare?
Whenever possible, if you need an answer to a question, please ask away during the commercial breaks.

Only joking ladies...each to his own

:: Karma (+0/-0)

Point of Style [Reply]

I really have to say that you shouldn't encourage women to think that they can wear anything. Smart girls like me know that a figure hugging, well cut red dress looks much better than a floral print mumu.